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To forcefully and uninvitingly grab a person's genitalia.
Oh my goodness, did you just see that orange spray tanned jerk with a bad combover TRUMP that woman?
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The ultimate disappearing act of a person and all of the wreckage of their life. To be banished, along with all of ones belongings and every trace of ones existence into a realm that is so far off the map that your pings are not on the radar.
Example: Andreas, ping off to your room.
Example: Mike: Hey Joe, what happened to that crazy girl you were dating?"
Joe: "I pinged her off."
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Careful consideration of an issue or a decision that results in a final irreversible decision. During the period of consideration, no amount of speculation, distraction, or pleading or argument is given any credence or consideration with regard to influencing the final outcome.
âMother, will you please tell me yes or no, will my Bone spurs allow me to dodge the draft?â Answer: âSon I will have to get back with you I have paid our family doctor to Mueller it over.â
A social experiment that has gone terribly wrong which consists of Sean Hannity expelling excrement directly into the mouth of Donald Trump, whose mouth has been sewn to the anus of Sean Hannity, and then Trump expelling excrement directly into the mouth of his base, whose mouths have been sewn to his anus.
Did you hear about what the Human MAGApede did ? Sean Hannity fed Trump some excrement about the Deep State last night on Fox News and Trump tweeted about it this morning and his base eagerly swallowed the turds.
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When you have been on Covid-19 lockdown and practiced social distancing for so long youâre afraid itâs going to be weird when you can leave the house again.
After sheltering in place for almost three months to avoid Covid-19 infection, Rachel felt it was normal to never leave the house. She was diagnosed with Stuckhome Syndrome by her therapist
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