Tomeu

A Tomeu is basically a Catalan penis (also know as "butifarra"). Every one needs a Tomeu in their life.
I met a Tomeu in a time of need and he was a massive help - he switched underwear with me after I shit my pants once.
He used to live in a hotel room.

Grab my tomeu very hard :)
Tomeusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Someone cut my Tomeu off.