The Banana Phone

When you stick you foot into someones vagina and then squeeze their uterus with your toes.

i cant feel my legs because my boyfriend Banana phone'd me last night

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The Vestible

The Asshole of the internet

i need a reason to commit suicide, lets visit the Vestibule!!

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safety dance

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.

I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^

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moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

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filibuster

When you blast off in a chick's mouth until she snorts it out her nose.

I'll obstruct yout legislative process! With my SEMEN!

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filibuster

When you blast off in a chick's mouth, until she snorts it out her nose.

My bitch ain't respectin' me, so I strait filibustered her nigga!

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the ball and socket

when you take ur mans penis and punch a nut!

my man wont disrespect me after i gave him the ol ball and socket.

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