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n. (Scots) a Cum Dumpster
Your sister is an absolute Batter Chalice, Douglas
A health tonic which, instead of promoting the development of beneficial bacteria in the digestive tract, primarily promotes double vision
I consider myself health-conscious. I make sure to take my probioptics every day.
Probioptics: Available over the counter in all good off-licences...
If youâre going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs
When two gay guys have had intercourse with the same guy, they become "milk sisters''.
Guy #1: I went home with a guy from the bar last night.
Guy #2: Ooh guuurl you slut. Was he cute? What's his name?
Guy #1: You know it! His name's Johnny.
Guy #2: Is he blond? Johnny... Johnny Smith?
Guy #1: Yeah....
Guy #2: Gimme a hug guuurll. We are official milk sisters.
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Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?
Ah donât you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume
The jizz-based Artex on a teenaged boys bedroom ceiling
If youâre going into Nathanâs bedroom, mind your head on the phalactites
n (formal) The act of giving birth
I'll be back on the probioptics after disensprogulation