n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum
Hairless cats freak me out. Itâs like, why is that nard purse looking at me?
n. (Inf.) The layer of subcutaneous insulation that enables the thermodynamically efficient gentleman to go about his business sans outerwear in February.
Arenât you cold Steve? Iâve got three layers on and youâre mincing about in a T-shirt.
Ah but donât forget Iâve got a lardigan on under thisâ¦