Tokyo Sandblaster

An Ancient Japanese Tradition:

When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.

In his many stories from the South Pacific, my grandfather recalls partaking in the rich tradition of the Tokyo Sandblaster with several malnourished prostitutes.

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