sackdazzle

sackdazzle: verb
Masculine of vajazzle. To adorn or encrust one's gnadsatchel with jewels or other wee shiny bits.

Oh man, brah... I have a date with Trina tonight. I need to hustle and sackdazzle the package.

Skippin' and Hitchin'

The pre-fight gestures displayed by righteous brothers immediately preceding the opening of a can of Whoop Ass...on a boat dock...in Montgomery, Alabambambambama.

They rolled up on the USS Saltine skippin' and hitchin' after they saw that black man get jumped by a pack of white guys and then they kicked they asses.

mangum

Mangum: The feeling of an ass raping which results in a slimy fungal growth in the rectal opening caused by a tyrannical ruling by a judge or other authority figure.

"The judge took my kids, my car, and let my stepfather in-law steal my family. I was totally mangumed ."

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