land mines

another name for dog shit.

Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.

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garden state

odor and color of a drunk's vomit.

That bitch left the garden state on my new sofa.

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jersey turnpike

in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.

Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.

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