Double Gasser

When you are getting a blow job and you have both hands on her head. You squeeze her tighter to make her go faster, like the throttle on your motorcycle.

I was almost there so I gave her the double gasser and she hit top speed!

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Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home