kirk out

To be so extremely pissed off at a situation or person that you can only talk in short chopped sentences like Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Man, I am having such a bad day, I am going to Kirk Out and stab someone!

Gayberjack

Someone who dresses or looks like a Gay Lumberjack.

Wow, Michael really looks like a Gayberjack with his scruffy beard and flannel shirt!