F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

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MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer)

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Origin: City of the tele-retarded. Jersey Shore.
MTV: Motivated to Fail (In Life) Viewer.

Man! Whats up with him or her failing/not showing up to this class? Must be an MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer).