Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.

I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.

e-fenestration

Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.

Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.