Beat Off Coma

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

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Fetus Bucket

1) The receptacle used by abortion clinics after every disposal. Emptied daily in minority neighborhoods.

2) Planned Parenthood

3) A girls vagina that smells like rotting fetus.

I was going down on Cheryl and her fetus bucket smelled like the inside of a planned parenthood.

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