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A combination of both Exlax and Ecstacy in one small convient pill form. Time released so you can feel both peak at the same time.
Wow man!! My Exlaxtasy just kicked in!! That hot chick over there. See her? I don't know if I want to fuck her or shit my pants!!! Maybe I'll do both at once?????
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An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
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