Flava Flav

The coolest fucking rapper in the universe...well, him and Chuck D, both of whom are in seminal rap group Public Enemy.

Man, Flava Flav is funny. FUNNY LOOKIN'! WHAT,

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Public Enemy

A crazy buncha nigs who know can string rhymes together better than anyone!

Man, Public Enemy is really a talented bunch. Especially because Flava Flav wears a GIANT FUCKING CLOCK.

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crust

An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.

Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.

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penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

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Get 'er Done

A redneck term used to prod a fellow to complete a task; i.e. finish a beer.

Get 'er done, boy! Finish that natty!

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the

1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.

1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.

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monoboob

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.

D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.

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