Van der Beek

To vanish without a trace.

Remember Matthew Lesko? He totally Van der Beeked.

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Clitoral enlargement

What occurs when a woman takes a lot of steroids.

Dude, I have no tits, I talk like a man and I have back hair and major clitoral enlargement!

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(^-^)

*The* happy emoticon for anime fans.

(Note: It is unacceptable to use this particular emoticon unless you are:
1: being ironic
2: an anime fan
3: a Japanese female under the age of fourteen)

AZNGrrl3952: I got such a special Hello Kitty bag I got today! (^-^)
ILuvJapan693248: lolol (^-^)

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Flava Flav

The coolest fucking rapper in the universe...well, him and Chuck D, both of whom are in seminal rap group Public Enemy.

Man, Flava Flav is funny. FUNNY LOOKIN'! WHAT,

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Public Enemy

A crazy buncha nigs who know can string rhymes together better than anyone!

Man, Public Enemy is really a talented bunch. Especially because Flava Flav wears a GIANT FUCKING CLOCK.

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raunchy

Something that is inherently unacceptable or nasty.

Your mom's vagass is raunchy.

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Masturb8ion

Something I KNOW you fuckin' do all the time.

You just luv the masturb8ion, don't you?

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