Dweezle

A complete and total wastrel; an emaciated douchebag who says asinine things; a fucking asshole.

My roommate is such a dweezle we have decided to call him Dweezle. Because he fucking sucks.

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Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

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Bitchpuppy

A li'l bitch; an anal rapester.

Dude! You bitchpuppy! Get your fucking hand out of my pants!

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penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

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the

1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.

1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.

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Get 'er Done

A redneck term used to prod a fellow to complete a task; i.e. finish a beer.

Get 'er done, boy! Finish that natty!

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monoboob

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.

D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.

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