swirlie

1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.

1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.

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cunny

The most hilarious slang term for vagina. Try to use it in a sentence without laughing. Go on. Just try it.

Dude, your mom's cunny is so...(breaks off laughing)

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h8

A very undesirable emotion; not cool to have.

Don't h8!

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hoze

Commonly considered a more gangsta spelling alternative for "hoes," which is a term for ladies of ill sexual repute.

Don't be spellin' hoze like white boyz do or tha crips will kno ur frontin' and they'll stuf their nutz down to yo' tonsils, playa.

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wastrel

An utter waste of a person and a mind; human slurry.

That dweezle sure is a wastrel.

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seminal

1) Of or relating to semen.
2) A buncha crazy indians.

1) Dude, your mom was seminal in suckin' deeez nuuutz.
2) Man...look at those seminals. What a buncha seminal assholes.

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Van der Beek

To vanish without a trace.

Remember Matthew Lesko? He totally Van der Beeked.

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