Neck

Taking it to the neck is when a person decides that they are going to drink beer, as their highest priority, until they are --necked--. This type of behavior can be described as -necking-. When someone is necking they are only concentrated on their drinking and are bound to make inappropriate comments, gestures, and terrible decisions as the night/day progresses.

During a keg party someone decides that they are going to start off with a couple of keg stands. Billy, we will call him, not only loved his first keg stand, but gets down screaming, "Time to NECK it boys," while simultaneously furrowing his brow and pointing all ten fingers at his neck.

Nobody else thinks this is a good idea, but usually their is a fellow necker in the crowd, Tommy, who is also down. He instead of firing after the keg goes for the closest bottle of liquor screaming, "Time to NECK CITY fellas" and takes entirely to much vodka to his neck, which leads to the inevitable immediate puke session.

These gentlemen have no chance at scoring with any girls tonight, but they will try there best to overcome this extreme unnecessary behavior by chest bumping and getting so rowdy that they clear the party out. Once they realize that they are the only ones left by the keg they panic and rush to the nearest social venue, which is usually a bar. They demand entry, even though they are too hammered, and if the bouncer is dumb enough to let them in problems are headed his/ her way. They will call eachother the next morning and talk about how awesome it was, but in reality they were the biggest losers at the bar and have made several enemies at this point. The necking usually ends when the morning puke takes place, which is ofcourse another consequence.

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