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A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..
Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
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When a female drops trow and presses her bare ass and mule lip up against a restaraunt window while the victim is eating. Female version of the fruit basket.
These shitty nacos were kicking my gag reflex until Lisa Loadlapper gave me the clam basket. I'd sure like to fill her cooch with my load.
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While fucking, just before unloading the nutsack, scooch up near her face, and give her an eye-stinging, nose picking facial, and top it off by hovering over her head and dangle your meat stick on her face like a car wash curtain.
I heard that my girl was trying to blow my buddy, and she fucks like a jonesing crack head freak, so I wanted to hit it one more time.. I filled her out like a job application, and topped it off with a California Car Wash. Later Bish!
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