Qashqai

The best car in the world, able to go anywhere!
It's a FWD and still can skrt skrt the shit out of any car.

John: Wow, did that Pajero climbed that mountain on it's own?
Sam: Nope. A Pajero could never climb anything.
John: so what happened?
Sam: It got dragged by the Qashqai.
John: Makes sense.