HBD

a shortcut version of Happy Birthday. usually used when you cannot write it or do not have enough space to fully write the whole thing due to the limited characters usage allowed

how the heck do we fit happy birthday on this small ass card?
just HBD it.

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Vagi-Guard

the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father.

i'm going to the party with Sam tonight.
If only your vagi-guard knew about this..