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Baked oil rubdown

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020


hockupied

The inability to lead a freewheeling lifestyle due to obligations to a child’s hockey team/academy/training session.

Hey Tom and Jenny, are you able to come to our party or are you hockupied?

by Tonka wood chuck February 12, 2023


Wood closet

Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun

Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.

by Tonka wood chuck March 18, 2018

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Firstfifty

The first poor gent to turn 50 in a group of much, much younger men. He is often called upon to pay with his senior rate at restaurants. He is sometimes forgetful, but we forgive him because of his advanced age.

Who put ensure in the cooler? Dammit, must have been John! I guess that's what you get for having the firstfifty along.

by Tonka wood chuck April 14, 2022


Snowmosas

Drinks for the wives at the bar after a snowmobile ride.

Hey Zack, let’s load up the broads this weekend and get some snowmosas.

by Tonka wood chuck February 3, 2022


Deluca impeller

A device that sucks up fluids

John used his deluca impeller to suck up all the fluids that Bill had to give.

by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2021