snick

the sound a neck makes when it's been broken in a lustful clinch

ooooh did you hear that awful snick, looks like Ian's on the pull again

Bat

To beat your girlfriend up after she pushes you to the limit

My girl got out of line, so I batted the bitch

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Bat

To beat your girlfriend up after she pushes you you to the limit.

She got out of line, so I batted the bitch!

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Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

mess

Mess- mess means that the kid u call it is ethier just fucked up or a dam loser or just a fuck head. basicly ur a mess for even reading this so pce out hoe!!

dam kid ur a fuckin mess

god kid why do u act so gay ur such a dam mess

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porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

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hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.

"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."

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