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monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!

by Tony January 29, 2004

57πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks

Dan and I are co-captains.

by Tony January 27, 2005

5πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


back parking lotter

An elite group of socialites who congregate shortly after 3:00 to discuss pop culture and high school events.

Micheal, you're a back parking lotter now, and you know what that means.

by Tony April 4, 2005

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...

- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

by Tony August 19, 2003

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Flaming PELE

While having sex with a girl on the staircase light her bush on fire and kick her down the stairs.

PELE is a soccer player the rest is self explanitory I believe.

by Tony August 7, 2004

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


bonzo

John Bonham's (drummer of Led Zeppelin)
Nickname, taken from an old english comic strip dog

Without Bonzo Led Zeppelin wouldn't be even half as good

by Tony October 5, 2003

168πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


buey

Mexican slang for Dumb ass

No seas buey cabron!
Translation: Don't be a dumb fuck asshole!

by Tony October 19, 2003

120πŸ‘ 170πŸ‘Ž