kraft

being blindsided and having your face broke

I was at this party and some one krafted me

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exeem

A p2p file sharing program that will be represensented by the closed suprnova.org team and sloncek. The program is a combination of Kazaa and Bittorrent merged together which will make file sharing alot more efficient and economical.

I can't wait to download that movie on Exeem

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GAPO

An accronym from the words" gorrilla arm pit odor"

To have armpits smelling like a gorilla.
"shit,dont you bathe? you have a nasty case of GAPO"

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jackhammer

WWE goldberg's finishing maneuver. Opponent is held in a suplex position but is reversed into a brainbuster. By far best finishing move ever

goldberg hits the jackhammer! 1..2..3

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dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

36👍 7👎

Godiva

The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.

$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.

*makes a tiny nibble*

...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me

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jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

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