needle dick

a twerpy, untrustworthy guy

That's a needle-dick motherf#*ker

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ODB

Old Dusty Balls
A man who has gone a considerable period of time since intercourse.

usually reserved as a shouted greeting with the emphasis placed on "dusty"

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sheed

prematurely gray hair
...coined from NBA player Rasheed Wallace's gray spot on the top of his hair.

Dude, get some 16 for your sheed.

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Go Buckets

To dispense an extraordinary amount of ejaculate on an unsuspecting hottie.

I might just go buckets on Amanda Bynes.

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