poopins

The act of taking a number two.

"Can I call you back? I have to go make the poopins now. Thanks."

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Place Setting

The act of making your own toilet seat cover out of toilet paper in a public restroom to avoid contagious diseases.

"That gas station is so freaking disgusting...make sure you make a place setting before you take a deuce."

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hickhideous

adj. To be repulsive in a country-fried, "mullets and Mountain Dew!" kind of way.

"Bring me back something totally hickhideous from the race, man...like a Jeff Gordon thong!"