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Averages 2lbs of beef topped with 2 cans of tuna wrapped in one tortilla a day in order to get absolutely yoked with 100% gains. 100% muscle, -10% body fatâ¦. Usually hits in order of fist-elbow. With deadly force.
Kid tuna had to walk through the doorway sideways just to get through the door.
Certified Team 3 player, coxswain legend, Hair that will make jay leno jealous!
Whoâs the leader of this team? Big Sassy, the man, the legend, the one the only, tree fort stud. Usually named Peter, but responds to Big Sassy
âGuys, we gotta figure this shit the fuck out, you fyerm?â
Rhode Islandâs finest, typically built like a Greek warrior, a man of humor and courage, a man that has been as far east as he has west even further north but now resides in the south. 100%. Stud no matter where he is. You would be blessed to know Sean-nay-nay
Sean-nay-nay came, he saw, he conquered, team 3 legend. Tree fort warrior.
Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, canât work out, canât bench press, his skins shedding.