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When your popping a pimple and you wipe it on your significant other
I had a huge zit and I popped it. I gave Laura a cystie sanchez
A penis that is wider than it is longer
I, Tony Danza, have a chode. Angela and Johnathan have both seen my chode while I was shaving my pubic hair
2π 12π
to involuntarily shit one's self
'that dude got so wasted, he passed out and prashed himself'
70π 69π
by the famous rapper Patrick Cockland and his DJ cousin Mike
Suck my left nut while i pinch ur right nipple and call u my little chink whore
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when a man is engaging in sexual and/or anal intercourse (with a woman preferably) one must strike the recipient with an open or closed fist with much force and simultaneously yell "Who's the Boss?" To which the recipient will no doubt answer "You are!" And one loudly replies "No, Bitch, Tony Danza's the Boss!" (Optional: a second strike may or may not accompany this correction)
I introduced Alyssa Milano to THE Tony Danza last night and put her into a coma.
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n: To have one's head so deeply implanted in their own ass that the person is completely oblivious to his/her surroundings.
Maybe if you weren't such a Marchisio you would notice that this girl you are hitting on isn't a girl at all.
The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.
I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.