A) Boob holders, every man wants girls to take theirs off.
But you already knew that, you just want to have a whack-a-thon before your imaginary wife gets home.
Any guy ever who ever lived:
Oh damn, I wish Leslie would take off her bra, I want those boobies!
Leslie: *Kicks man in balls*
When somebody is purposely being annoying and unlikable
Or, when someone describes the act of being annoying and unlikable
I'm gonna be a total mite to that substitute teacher.
Bro, David is being a mite lately!