Fibby

A mans elastic genitalia that has some heft, therefor resembling a fat amphibian. Hence the nickname; Fibby.

"Johnny's confidence is at an all time low due to Jenna mocking his fibby"

"My girlfriend was surprised at the sight of my fibby"
"Alexis is trying to get some fibby tonight"

solecro

When the sole of your foot is so dry and flakey while in bed that your foot practically velcros to your sheets

I couldn't sleep last cause of my solecro
I always get the worst solecro when camping
My wife hates my that I have solecro