crunge

a woman, or man, whom you would love to be with, but they are married, dating, uninterested, out-of-your-league, or a prostitute (see Pretty Woman).

the title of a Led Zeppelin song from their fifth album, Houses of the Holy.

Man 1: did you see that girl in front of us on the train?
Man 2: yea, but did you see the guy she was with?
Man 1: yea, what a crunge.

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