Gibbslap

Gibbslap
The slap you get on the back of the head by a superior intellect when you say or do something stupid.

When the said " Why do I have to wash the dishes? " They just gets dirty again." my wife Gibbslapped me.

slide home

After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.

"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.

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