Cystie sanchez

When your popping a pimple and you wipe it on your significant other

I had a huge zit and I popped it. I gave Laura a cystie sanchez

chode

A penis that is wider than it is longer

I, Tony Danza, have a chode. Angela and Johnathan have both seen my chode while I was shaving my pubic hair

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prash

to involuntarily shit one's self

'that dude got so wasted, he passed out and prashed himself'

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Chink whore

by the famous rapper Patrick Cockland and his DJ cousin Mike

Suck my left nut while i pinch ur right nipple and call u my little chink whore

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Mud dragon

I really long turd

I just laid a mud dragon in your bathroom

Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

Marchisio

n: To have one's head so deeply implanted in their own ass that the person is completely oblivious to his/her surroundings.

Maybe if you weren't such a Marchisio you would notice that this girl you are hitting on isn't a girl at all.