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OJ - proper noun.
Definition: Using an Amazon brand 'Oliver James' dlldo to masturbate.
"I'm going to have an OJ, shower and then go out..."
Colloquial Phrase
Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.
Transexual interpretation:
Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.
"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."
Noun - Coll.
A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.
"Look at those beautiful pastel suncups!"
Noun.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
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"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
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"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
Noun: in reference to Ernst Rohm.
Meaning to meet a pleasant seeming chap who becomes a trusted confidant only to betray your trust with murder.
A: Hey, what kind of shape is your guys friendship in?
B: Fucking Rohmbus!!!!!!
Noun: A sausage-eating contest.
Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.
Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.
"Have you ever been to an American CHUZZLE contest?"
Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.
A: You OK!!!!!???
B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'