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Noun, Modern text, designer vagina era
Meaning :U R Skinned (you are shaven in the pubic region)
Etymology: created in response to a 'Ruskin' being taken colloquially to mean unshaven pubic region.
A:"Well I don't worry about getting my bikini line done anymore, I just go URSKIN! See!
B: Yeah, wow! You are skinned! Personally I go for a Ruskin, look at mine.... etc"
Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.
From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone
Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"
B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....
Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?