gats

Street lingo for guns and or weapons.

"Nigger, gimmer my damn money, crack dont come easy these days. Dont make me bust a cap, I got ma gat raght here boy."

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the dictators

The first punk band releasing their first album in 1974. (Ramones in 76) Some may xconsider them glam rock but they are way more punk.

Manuel: "Who was the first punk band"

emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"

Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"

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oral pleasure

1. aka oral sex.

2. When you jizz in a guy's/girl's mouth

3. Eating pussy

Man, i had some good oral pleasure from Paris Hilton las night. But i also got AIDS, so it evens out.

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UC-Berkeley

A very hard to get into school in Califronia. IE its 60% asian

Welcome to Berkely HOK WAO ZIE

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AARP

How old people get things cheaper.

I have my AAR- (gasp) MY HIP!!!

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graduate

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

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conservative punk

An oxymoron. Ur not punk if you dont wanna overthrow the government.

Johnny Ramone is not a punk, he supports reagan.

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