Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

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Trunk bust

When you forget something in the trunk of your car, so when you go get it you decide to bust a quick nut in your trunk no matter where you are.

Friend: Bro, what is that white shit in your trunk?
Me: I did a trunk bust this morning.

Mental orgasm

When you suddenly remember a song you forgot the name of.

I forgot the name of that song but when I finally remembered I had a mental orgasm

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