Canada's History

The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.

Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"

Stephen Colbert wanted the definition of Canada's History from a true Canadian

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