chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

Photogenital

When ones's penis and/or vagina appears glamorous when being photographed.

Hey, Mario just sexted me a picture of his bulbous, glistening scepter. My god girl, that shaft is photogenital.

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Five skin

When a male participates in an abundance of intercourse and grows a callous around the shaft of his penis.

Sal went on his honeymoon this weekend, he came back with five skin.

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