@fairyvblood

A really really really really hot mamasita. Like so hot the world dies when they see them. But they’re also a huge nerd named Evan.

“I think *insert someone’s name* is a hot mamasita.” “Sure, but they’re probably not as much of a hot mamasita as @fairyvblood is.” “Aren’t they a huge nerd though?” “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE??”

@0david_official0

The most amazing person to ever exist. They make @carpettiles2 smile whenever they think about them. They’re also really protective, which is a good thing, because it makes @carpettiles2 feel safe.

“Hey, why are you smiling?” “Oh I’m just thinking of @0david_official0, y’know, the usual.” “God, you’re so in love with them.”
“And proud of it!”

@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.

“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”

@yourmom.donmammon

A person who likes to tag their friends non-stop in videos, such as there friend @hearts_4jackson. (Especially if they have “your mom” jokes.)

“@yourmom.donmammon tagged me in ANOTHER video.”
“She tagged me in two.” “YOUR MOM TAGGED YOU IN TWO-“