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cunt force trauma

Distended abdomen tell tale of too much hard sex

Tony went out a gladiator

She rode him with a pocket full of nickels
Doc said obvious cunt force trauma
She was glad he ate er

Mal Halla dude

by Tonythetiler December 15, 2021


Turn you special

Turn you special is to kick your ass because you are percieved to be annoying.

Kat told Tony he better get out of the kitchen before I turn you special

by Tonythetiler September 20, 2020


mottocrossover

Big trick carried over from a previous sport

Raymond dam Tony how do you throw those one handed upside down mule kicks on a sailboard

Tony its easy it's a mottocrossover from my childhood BMX days

by Tonythetiler August 5, 2021


limpdick system

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017


weird stick in the pile

Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship

Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby

Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word

Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.

by Tonythetiler January 25, 2022


Smurfburn

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

by Tonythetiler December 16, 2015


smurfburn

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

by Tonythetiler December 16, 2015