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Saying hello from the afterlife
With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day
Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayse like
Guy throwing a fit like a little girl
chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.
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Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on
When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection
It was in her workplace yet he didnât apologize he actually started bragging about it
Beat down that lowers your intelligence quotient to lowest functioning level
Kat says to Tony
If you don't stop with the puns I am going to make you special
When your kid is being raised by a dancer after divorce
Crying shame kid gets stuck with the step-dancer. Oh I don't know karma is a bitch
God might bust a knee like Tonya Harding
Quick way to communicate girth measurement
Lotta dick is a universal safety word
Guy who lays tile like a italian
Tony the tiler says if you lay it right you can walk all over it for years