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roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

by Tonythetiler May 26, 2017


monkey critic

Thrown poop

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.

by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021


position one

Person who talks down to you

Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021


department of the interior

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

by Tonythetiler November 13, 2016


Snowwhite voice

Absolute Snowwhite voice.

As heard by a man who grew up with classic music and having perfect pitch

Tony heard that snowwhite voice on a phonecall again 15 years later. He said is this Snowwhite by any chance. The voice said maybe who is this. Tony, Tony the tiler.

She said you still exist.
Absolutely

Then they lived happily ever after

And the others where dwarfed in comparison

by Tonythetiler January 4, 2022


joystickin

Using your boyfriends penis for your own pleasure like a video game with a happy ending

Kat was using Tony’s bologna pony for her joystickin again

He smiles a lot

by Tonythetiler March 8, 2018


checked all the boxes

Unicorn mate

Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn

Must have paid at the office

by Tonythetiler November 13, 2020