dig your cheese

v. the act of pulling your underwear from out of your buttocks. Dig(the action) + Cheese (your underwear in your ass)

Sue thought she was the shit, unaware of her wedgie. Tom yelled out "Hey bitch, you need to dig your cheese out your ass!", thus, yanking her off her high horse

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WTF blanket

n. That stupid blanket called the "Snuggie". It's actually a robe worn backwards.

OMG, mary has a "WTF blanket". What a dumbass. She could've just bought a blanket, or worn her robe backwards. What a douche.

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