Big Dirty

Noun- A skanky, rough individual who is greasy at best and gets the side eye when they creep-up-on you; a grandiose thug; a parking lot lizard looking for that next $20; and a shower-less mother of two who watches maury in their period panties and relates when they say, “You are NOT the father!🤡🙋🏻 ♀️ 👀

Back in 1998, Casey Miller actually created this accurate description of a self-loathing, janky, greasy-slide-into-second-end-up-Detriot-or-Dublin; busted, big dirty.#facts☝🏻

Physco

Noun; and adjective. A person whole heartedly believes this spells psycho; with undertones of dyslexia who had a mother for a librarian and would knock the “h” out of this spelling; pun intended.
Adj.- An individual with children’s shorts’ as day-wear and Karen-esque behavior. The description of Glenn Close cooking that jojo rabbit and that “pretend child” in that 80’s movie.

Kristopher, stop being a physco at Love’s stores, it is 1:43p.m.!