Karenarian, noun, is a personality type defined as half Karen (belittling and aggressive in retail environments) and half amateur veterinarian (offering unwanted and aggressive pet advice)
Girl, I took my doggo into the vets office, and the karenarian told me I didn't live my dog because I wouldn't buy dog dental insurance!!!
Spoomen is a slang term for semen.
Brad says he got some spoomen on that girls dress
Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus
Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.