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Wrist Strap

The thing on the Wii controller that you strap around your wrist so you don't thundercunt it into the fucking screen.

Kid 1: You wanna play Wii Bowling?
Kid 2: Sure, just make sure you put on the wrist strap.

by ToofTu March 8, 2024


Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 8, 2024


Pigga

A black pig.

Cigga 1#: Yo, look at this lil' pigga!
Chigga 2#: Lil' bro think he somethin'.
Pigga 1#: Fuck off chickens.

by ToofTu February 21, 2024


Hai

A way a fucking weirdo says "hi". I swear everytime someone says this they say the most batshit thing right after.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hai
Person 1: Oh no..
Person 2: I just got back from fucking my dog
Person 1: I fucking called it

by ToofTu April 11, 2024