Virgin

A virgin is a smart individual that has not engaged in sexual intercourse, anal or oral sex, and not because they churchies or ugly but because they have common sense. They don't want a bunch of little kids runnin around or some genital ripping sexually transmitted disease.

Kiki is a virgin because when she gives it up, she wants to be driving that person's car, having their kids, living in their house. Wait, that sounds like a marriage. Hmm. I wonder why.

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