Tool

Greatest fucking band to exist. Let me explain.

"The Sev...Eight Days of Creation"

While you are told to believe (in the bible), there are seven days of creation, there is one that is actually left out.

"The Eight Day"

On the eight day, after God had created everything else, he decided he needed to make epic entertainment. After alot of thinking, he concluded in the 1990's and 2000's, that there would need to be a band. This band -- Tool. Maynard James Keenan was born on the eight day, and was frozen until 1964. From there on, the formation of the eight day and the greatest fucking band to exist came to be known as..."Tool".

Maynard equal to or greater than (=/>) God
Tool equal to or greater than (=/>) God
Maynard > Chuck Norris
Maynard = The Eight Day
Maynard =/= April 17, 1964

Vicarious
Prison Sex
Sober
The Pot
etc.

Tool needs to release a new fucking album soon.
I'll probably die if they don't.

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